RIGHTEOUS TROTRO
“May the Lord harass you with
a Tsunami of Blessings”, he declared... and the usual Amen could be heard in
every space of the Trotro (a.k.a Troski – public bus). I, however, responded
with a cuss. Yeah, you read right…a cuss!
Why? Kindly follow the read.
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| Righteous Trotro. Photocredit: Benjamin Kwarteng |
I stay at Baatsona, somewhere
in Accra. Every morning, I count on Troski drivers and their conductors to get
to my workplace. Today, May 11 2017, I got to the bus stop but for some weird
reason, I took a snapshot of the troski I boarded. I got aboard the troski and little did I know
that it was one of those ‘Righteous Troskis’ - public buses with someone preaching to [pretentious] passengers. I had just given the fare to the conductor
(a.k.a Mate) when a man in a blue shirt on a row [just at the fore of me] stood
up to share the word of God. He sought the permission of the driver to preach
and greeted those (passengers) on the bus…which I thought was cool because some
will not even seek permission.
He ushered us into a season
of praise in worship [with dots of prayer] and then mini-prophetic declarations
before sharing the word of God. It was during the prophetic declarations that I
received my ‘baptism’ [by sprinkling LoL]. He declared, “May the Lord harass
you with a Tsunami of Blessings”…and I was instantly baptized with SALIVA on my
face! Yeah, saliva! Eeew, might have been the right expression. In fact the
cuss came from my lips like I was also prophesying.
I know that a ‘certain
Christian’ would have urged me to shout, 'I receive it'. I say to such, HELL
NO! Even if it were the Lord Jesus, I would have responded in like manner [I am
human!]. I would have even added, "Rabbi, why spitteth thou on my face?"
Now there were some women
seated beside me and they had the gut to affront me because I cussed a ‘man of
God’… and I asked them, “whom am I? Animal of God?” Spare me pleeeeeease! I am not
a gullible fella who will let those stuffs slide without a comment. With that
kind of gullible mindset, many people are abused… all in the name of "he's
a man of God".
Dear Reader, I am not an
enemy of the Gospel. All I [simply] demand of Preachers on ‘Righteous Troskis’
is to cover their mouths with any appropriate stuff! I am not ready for another
‘Saliva Baptism’ and neither are you!

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